Are You Crazy? Fifty Years Later, They're Calling a Sissy a Superstar

"Hurry, hurry! If we don't get him to the hospital now, the wound will heal!"

"My idol is a kung fu superstar! He did his own wire work, and even rubbed the skin off his hands. He's so dedicated!"

"My heart aches for my idol!"

Seeing all the nonsense online, Brother Long narrowed his eyes.

"This is a little scary."

He rubbed the skin off his hand and they sent him to the hospital?

This girly guy, who you can't even tell is a man, dares to call himself a kung fu superstar?

Can anyone even watch movies made by such spineless actors?

No!

I coined the term "kung fu" to win everlasting glory for China!

I will never allow a bunch of spineless buffoons and traffic-hungry beggars to shamelessly run rampant and disgrace the spirit of China!"

By the time Brother Long was ready to leave seclusion, half a century had passed!

And just then, a program on China's official media aired a rundown of Brother Long's ten most iconic moments!

Once broadcast, Dragon Soars Through the Nine Heavens: A Dream of China stirred up a whirlwind!

Brother Long was back, and the world was in turmoil once more!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.