You Won't Let Me Enlist? I'll Report You!

Tan He transmigrates with the talents of a hot-blooded manga protagonist. After failing his physical exam, he enlists in the army.

He almost doesn't even make it into the army, but one phone call to report the matter gets him in without a hitch.

What's it like for a new recruit to enter the special forces right away?

He'd planned to find a way forward in the army, serve for twelve years, then get assigned a job. But to his surprise, he racks up so many honors that he gets promoted to officer.

Is a Third-Class Merit really that impressive?

It sure is! Even I only earned one Third-Class Merit!

But I also earned three Second-Class Merits and three First-Class Merits!

You stand to receive a Third-Class Merit, your family receives a Second-Class Merit, and you receive a First-Class Merit lying down.

When Tan He's story comes to light, everyone is stunned!

"Damn, Tan He is seriously badass! He can even flip the table at his father-in-law's house."

"Yeah! He slapped the King of Hell three times, stabbed the Judge three times, and kicked the Black and White Impermanence once!"

"That's all? If someone like that were around me, I'd just kneel down and kowtow to him."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.