I Skipped Class and Got Expelled, So I Brought the Corpses to Class!

"How long have you been skipping class? You still haven't shown up. If you don't come soon, you'll fail!"

"Woc, the school leaders are inspecting the place. If you don't get to class soon, it'll go on your record!"

"The old professor is furious. If you don't come to class soon, you'll be expelled!"

Wu Shi looks at the dozen or so corpse spirits and says helplessly:

"Gentlemen, why not go to the university and serve as anatomy instructors?"

Old Professor: "A corpse that can move... Could it be a zombie?"

School Leader: "We welcome Wu Shi back to his alma mater as an honorary alumnus!"

Wu Shi: "I just want to keep a low profile. Why is that so hard?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.