Anatomy Class on the First Day: I Brought My Own Corpse and Terrified the Teacher

"Senior, do we bring our own cadaver to anatomy class, or does the school provide one?"

"I picked up two zombies at my summer job, so I brought them to school."

On the first day of term, Wu Ming actually asked the campus belle this horrifying question.

She was completely baffled! Was this some new pickup line?

"If you can really bring in something like zombies, I'll treat you to a meal!"

The very next day, after she'd laughed at Wu Ming for stubbornly bluffing,

Wu Ming stood in the classroom, shaking a bell and chanting:

"Jingle, jingle..."

"The dead are passing through. Living, keep away..."

The next moment, everyone watched in terror as two bouncing figures burst straight through the window!

The teacher leading the class was left utterly dumbfounded!

The campus belle cried, "Wu Ming! You can even drive corpses? What can't you do?"

His classmates shouted, "Mom, save me! Anatomy class has turned into a horror movie!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.