Swinging Thor's Hammer Feels Great, but I'm Drinking Goji Berry Tea by the Gallon

After a clap of thunder, the fully constellation-unlocked Raiden Shogun in the game is gone.

Devastated!

At the same time, deadly monsters suddenly run amok across campus, and Xie Qing is in mortal danger.

After another clap of thunder, Raiden Ei appears right in front of me.

Overjoyed!

A real man draws his blade and fights monsters with his bare hands!

My in-game wife has come to the real world, and I'm just going to #!@#@@*@ explode!

But as time goes on, there are fewer and fewer characters left on Xie Qing's account, while more and more people move into his home.

Raiden Ei: "Are you confident you can help me put on a hanfu?"

Ganyu: "I've made goji berries tea."

Eula: "Last night... I'll remember this grudge!"

Shenhe: "Is it really okay to tie the red string like this?"

Yae Miko: "This is no time to tug on my ears!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.