Journey to the West: Please, Stop Selling the Elixir of Immortality

What?

Eating Tang Monk's flesh can make you immortal?

No need.

I've been immortal for ages.

Su Chen transmigrates to the Primordial World and successfully activates the Ultimate Alchemy Mall System, awakening the talent: Become three times stronger when facing an enemy.

As long as he sells the pills he refines, he can earn merit.

In less than five years, he breaks through and becomes an immortal.

From then on,

The demons on the Journey to the West stop trying to eat Tang Monk's flesh.

Instead, they all wait for Su Chen to refine pills.

The Bull Demon King treats Su Chen as an honored guest.

The Queen of the Women's Country even throws herself at him and becomes his maid, all for the sake of staying young forever.

The demons who visit Su Chen every day crowd his doorstep, coming one after another without end.

The Buddhist sect is dumbfounded, and the Heavenly Court is completely stunned.

If these demons don't go after Tang Monk, how are they supposed to make up the Eighty-One Tribulations?

Bai Jingjing: Why would I want Tang Monk's flesh? Can it compare to Brother Su Chen's immortal pills?

Spider Demon: How could that pretty-boy Tang Monk compare to handsome Brother Su Chen?

The Buddhist sect and the Heavenly Court: Please, stop selling elixirs of immortality!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.