To Fight the Zombie Virus, My Organs Have Turned Cancerous

Su Ye was infected with a zombie virus, and just as he was about to turn, he heard the organs inside his body start talking.

Immune System: "The zombie virus has breached my white blood cell defenses. It's about to take control of the body!"

Kidneys: "Release all adrenaline and cellular ATP energy. Activate the body's overdrive mode!"

Liver: "The macrophage legion is standing by. T-cell antigen targets activated!"

Immune System: "Oh no! The zombie virus has gone berserk. All our immune defenses have collapsed!"

Brain: "Break the seal on the cancer genes and unleash the cancer cell legion to fight the zombie virus! Fight poison with poison, violence with violence!"

Zombie Virus: "Holy crap! What kind of cells are these? They're even more vicious than me!"

Cancer Cells: "I'm not targeting anyone in particular! I just want to lead you all to eternal life and evolve into superorganisms!"

Su Ye: "You're sending cancer cells after the zombie virus? Are you trying to get me killed even faster?"

Erectile Tissue: "Hormones are ready, dopamine is on standby! Master, let me join the battle!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.