Are You Crazy? A Monk Practicing Taoist Magic in Showbiz?

A monk starts livestreaming from a temple that has been sealed off for eight hundred years.

Viewer: "Master, how can I see what's in my girlfriend's heart?"

Monk: "Time reveals a person's true nature!"

Viewer: "What kind of boyfriend should I look for?"

Monk: "Don't pick a fat one. He'll be considerate... down to the last detail!"

Viewer: "What kind of men do girls like?"

Monk: "They don't like whiners. They like men who are positive and driven!"

I'm losing it. Is this guy really a master? He's more like a womanizing monk!

By day, he flirts with actresses. By night, he uses his mighty dragon powers to fight supernatural beings!

The wildest part is, he doesn't just know Buddhist magic. He knows Taoist magic, too!

Monk: "Mighty Dragon, World-Honored One, Ksitigarbha, Buddhas of Prajna, Prajna Paramita... Yah! Take this, Sky-Penetrating Talisman!"

Supernatural being: "What the heck? Why does a monk know Taoist magic?"

Monk: "Don't run! I've still got a bunch of spells to try!"

"Five Thunder Rites, Chaotic Time Stop, Golden Light Mantra, Thousand Years of Pain... Hm? Something weird seems to have slipped in there!"

Supernatural being: "Oh... I think my hemorrhoids are cured. I feel so clear!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.