Showbiz: You Want Us to Be Simps, but You Have a Houseful of Descendants

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Gu Bai is taking part in a variety show called The Voice of China.

At this moment, his golden finger awakens, and Gu Bai thinks he is about to rise to the top.

Who knew the System seemed a little off?

It is actually called the Simp System.

A beginner quest is issued: earn 100,000 likes with a simp song, and receive one copy of The Complete Guide to Picking Up Girls Across the Heavens.

For the reward, Gu Bai throws caution to the wind.

His song "Onion" strikes a chord with countless simps, leaving them sobbing uncontrollably.

His song "Perfume Is Toxic" shows people just how heartbreaking and helpless it is to be a simp.

His song "He Must Love You a Lot" teaches people that being under the car is actually more realistic than being inside it.

His song "Seven Friends" teaches people that a simp is actually a loyal dog.

Just as all the simps start treating Gu Bai as their life mentor and the founding patriarch of simps,

a video appears of Gu Bai traveling with Da Mimi and a bunch of kids.

In an instant, everyone understands: this guy made them all become simps, while he already has a whole houseful of descendants.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.