I Lay Flat and Slept for Ten Years, Then Sister Bao Dug Me Up

After transmigrating to a city where demons were resurging, Jiang Bai caught the eye of the stunning demoness Nuba. She wanted to bite him and turn him into a zombie, making him her agent in the human world.

Luckily, the Slacker System awakened and saved his life. Jiang Bai fused with Otsutsuki Kaguya's immortal body. Before falling asleep, he angrily cursed, "*". The stunning Nuba never forgot his words, and swore that ten years later, when she entered the human world, she would torment him to death a hundred times, just as he wished!

After ten years of sleep, Jiang Bai was dug up by the scruffy girl Sister Bao'er and the laid-back Taoist Wang Ye.

The city's secretive official Night Watch organization now had a slacker temp who refused to get promoted, even at the cost of his life.

"He took down a demon king with one slash just because it was keeping him from sleeping?"

"Holy crap, a hundred thousand evil ghosts are attacking the city, and he just unleashed a storm of lightning across ten thousand miles so he could get off work early?"

"He's practically butchered and eaten every ancient demon in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and you call him a temp?"

Successfully slacking off earns him the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, the Mangekyo Sharingan, Zoro's swordsmanship...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.