Explanation of the Creation of Pokémon

My wife is a first-level mythical beast, my mother is Arceus, my father is Ash, my adoptive mother is Sirona, my Pokémon are glittering golden Pikachu and blue Pikachu, meow-sized glittering Zeraora, Eevee can use the abilities of the mythical beasts, Raichu can mage, the protagonist has blond hair and red eyes, Ash is no longer in this world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.