The Animals on My Ranch Are All Bastards

Song Jing kept a ** of animals, all of them powerful beings from another world who had been reincarnated.

A parrot: "I'm a rapper!"

A sheep: "I'm just ** accustomed to walking upright. I'm no Satan, so don't be afraid, foreigner."

A *: "Not to argue with you, but putting aside the fact that I'm a *, don't you think I'm way more handsome than the boss?"

An octopus: "Octopus-made goods are always top quality. Oh, damn, the new chapter got censored again!"

Chickens, ducks, cows, and so on...

Once Song Jing brought them into the real world, everything started to get weird.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.