Go Crazy! I'm Delivering the Goods Live, You Call Me "Teacher"

Selling steaks, I told a fairy tale - "Never forget the wisdom the little prince gave to adults: it the time you wasted for the rose that makes the rose so important..." While selling rice, I wrote a love letter - "I want to give you the sky and the sea, and the rivers and rivers. There is no other way. I just want to share the good things with you..." When selling books, I started talking about history - "Genghis Khan's cavalry conquered Europe three times... The farthest battle was on the Danube... That was called theofthegod." I, Dong Xiaohui, used to be a teacher and now I am a salesperson. Netizens are numb—— "I just came to buy some corn, and you made me cry when you told me." "I feel like I can pass CET-8 in English after eating Teacher Dong's shrimp." "I spent 100 yuan on class, and Teacher Dong also gave me a bag of five-quality rice." This is the golden age of "payment for knowledge". Also, my time. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.