Livestream: I Asked for a Thousand-Mile Horse, and You Sold Me a Tricycle?

After failing the imperial examinations, Gao Yang became a livestream sales host. The viewer IDs in his stream were strange: Han Dynasty Boar, Tang Dynasty Li Er, Exterminate Nine Clans, Qin Ancestor Dragon, Broken Bowl Zhu. Their usernames were all ridiculously edgy.

Han Dynasty Boar: "You sure this map exists? With it, every cavalryman in my Han army could be Huo Qubing and ride straight to the Xiongnu headquarters?"

"Is this thing called a motorcycle really that amazing? Can it go faster than a thousand-mile horse? And it doesn't even need fodder?"

Qin Ancestor Dragon: "Host Gao Yang, are you sure this amoxicillin can cure my illness?"

The emperors in the livestream went on a buying spree!

That day, the Xiongnu despaired when they discovered that the Han army had countless generals like Huo Qubing, who could hit any target!

That day, an army of a hundred thousand Han motorcycles arrived at the edge of the desert!

And one day, a young woman named Heart of the Ocean messaged Gao Yang privately and asked, "Host Gao Yang, are you sure these sanitary pads will make traveling easier? Could they take the Tang Dynasty by storm?"

Only then did Gao Yang realize that all his livestream viewers seemed to be emperors...-·…

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