Siheyuan: Stealing the Chicken? I'm Going to Be Super Spicy

Travel to the Qinman Courtyard. Su Bai returns from the army, only to find out that he is the adopted son of a deaf-mute old lady? She didn't do anything, so she deserves to be able to take care of herself in old age? Fuck you! The sign-in system is activated, and the grilled chicken sprinkled with abnormal spicy food meets a stick figure who loves to steal chicken? Isn't this going to cause gastric perforation and chrysanthemum ulcer*? What? The third uncle did a backstroke in the smelly ditch? Oh, it's a good thing Banggeng did, *biting* is so fun! Su Bai, who was straightforward by nature and whose curse level was the keyboard warrior emperor version, naturally said the same word when he met them. Hate! Defeat them until the smoke rises from their five orifices, and antagonize them until they have no descendants. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.