You're a superstar who can sing and dance, but that still won't fill your stomach. At most, you'll get two grilled fish for a late-night snack. You'll have to sort out your own breakfast, and at lunchtime you'll have to make a guqin by hand. If the savage uncle doesn't feel like listening to you sing that evening, you'll go hungry all night.
You're a savage? Sorry, the savage uncle doesn't like strangers. He'll throw rocks and shoot poisoned arrows, then knock you out and toss you in the river to feed the fish!
You're a bug? Perfect. Straight into the savage uncle's mouth.
You're a plant? Great. He'll grab you and see whether your fruit or roots taste sweet or bitter. If you can be made into rope, he'll tear you apart and strip off your skin at once!
You're a rock? Ha ha, better be a little more [unclear]. In short, what kind of guest do you want the savage restaurant to serve? There's no bed or blanket, no purified water or milk yogurt drinks, and certainly no underpants or scarves. No matter whether it's spring, summer, fall, or winter, you'll spend it all naked. Well? Better hurry up and make some clothes to cover yourself, then get ready for a restaurant survival plan full of hunger and cold.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Disposed of the roasted wild boar immediately
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After work, I felt very comfortable seeing this