It's Just a Zombie Movie, So Why Are You Crying?

A zombie virus strikes.

To dispel the panic of the apocalypse and help the public understand the source of the disaster, a daring genius director bursts onto the scene, pointing his camera at a horde of zombies.

Now, let's take a look at the filming conditions on set.

The cast and crew are surrounded by a horde of zombies, fleeing in blind panic.

"Aaaah! Director, you crazy son of a...! We're done filming! Let us out!"

Xu Nian roared through a megaphone: "Security! What are you good for? Lock the doors! Don't let a single one of them escape!"

"Cameras 2345, focus on the actors' faces! I want the most genuine expressions!"

After the farce of their desperate escape for survival, Xu Nian wiped the sweat from his face and gave a satisfied thumbs-up.

"Great. Zombie movies have to be realistic. All fear comes from the unknown."

"We need to treat them with respect, understand them, and study them, just like medical students treat cadavers."

"In the end, we will surely find a way to coexist peacefully."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.