I Play Chess with Old Men in the Park, and I Have Billions of Yin Virtue

With the apocalypse approaching, the only thing that can effectively resist the virus is karmic merit.

Uncle Pan, a master of all kinds of musical instruments, can earn a thousand times more karmic merit.

**: Uncle, you're pretty good at playing the erhu!

Uncle: Not bad! There's a trick to playing the erhu. If you want to learn, I'll teach you.

**: I know a little erhu myself.

** plays "Yearning" so beautifully that everyone in the park gathers around.

Uncle: Young man, you'll end up with no friends if you keep that up!

Ding! Gained 5,000,000 karmic merit points!

While everyone else is busy doing good deeds to earn karmic merit, ** skips out on bills all over town and lives it up: fancy restaurants, luxury hotels, premium massage parlors...

The more Uncle Pan there is, the more karmic merit he gains!

Ten million karmic merit points: Immortality, and resistance to all viruses and bacteria!

One hundred million karmic merit points: Extend your lifespan by a thousand years!

Two hundred million karmic merit points: Master the Prajna Palm, and smash ferocious beasts like they're watermelons!

Ten billion karmic merit points: A wisp of immortal energy, enough to make Magneto and Thanos kneel!

The Commandery Princess: Find that man. I want him to marry my daughter!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.