There's No Way My Good-for-Nothing Dad Is an Emperor

My name is He Luoyu. I'm nine years old, but I'm not like other little kids, because I'm a ghost officer, and a really fierce one, too!

This world is full of dangers. Cultivators fly through the sky, burrow into the earth, move mountains, and fill seas, while my dad is a useless mortal who doesn't cultivate at all and spends every day getting drunk at the brothels.

There's nothing for it. Even if I have to crawl, I'll accept this useless dad of mine. I have to keep him safe.

My name is He Fan. I'm a reclusive Great Emperor.

The King of Hell must kneel before me, and the immortals and gods lower their eyes when they see me.

To make sure my daughter lives forever, I arranged for her to become a ghost officer.

This book is also called: Are You Crazy? You Call Your Dad an Ordinary Person? Please! Let Me Woo Your Dad!

I won't say any more. Read the first twenty chapters, and if you don't like them, go straight to the comments and curse me out. Thanks!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.