I Only Wanted to Be a Bandit, but Now I'm Emperor!

Wolong Mountain, *zi Stronghold.

Chen Tian, the King of Assassins, looks at his trusted general sitting below him, speechless.

"It's only a robbery. Why are we being surrounded by the authorities and hunted by outsiders and all that?"

Daji, Bai Suzhen, and Xiaoqing join his ranks.

Cheng Yaojin, Ran Min, Chen Sheng, Wu Guang, Zhao Zilong, Huang Zhong...

"Chief! I caught two fat sheep! We're going to be rich this time!"

"Chief! There's a monk at the gate who says his name is Yao Guangxiao. He says he's come to join us!"

"Chief! Liu Bei and his two sworn brothers have come to join the band!"

"Chief! General Zhao Kuangyin has seized Chenqiao!"

"Chief! Timely Rain Song Jiang and his brothers have come to join us!!"

"I am the young Wu Zetian. I am both learned and martial, and beautiful enough to topple a kingdom. I could become the chief's seventeenth wife!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.