Teacher Kaido: I'll Teach You to Awaken Your Devil Fruit by Smacking You with a Club

He transmigrates as Kaido of the Beasts and binds the Patriarch Bodhi System.

All he has to do is knock someone on the head three times to make them instantly attain enlightenment!

One whack teaches them Ryuo, two teach them Advanced Conqueror's Haki, and three awaken their powers.

Under Kaido's club, every ability user across the seas reaches enlightenment.

Luffy: "Teacher Kaido, I've got it! I'm actually a Human-Human Fruit, Mythical Zoan, Model: Sun God Nika! So this is Advanced Conqueror's Haki and Ryuo! That old crook Rayleigh wasted two years of my life!"

Golden Lion Shiki looks at his long golden hair and has an epiphany too: "Only today do I understand who I am. I'm not a Paramecia-type Float-Float Fruit user after all. I'm a Human-Human Fruit, Mythical Zoan, Saiyan form!"

Kizaru: "I've got it too! I'm not a Glint-Glint Fruit user. I'm a Pikachu who cultivated until I became human!"

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The Summit War.

Sun God Luffy knocks Ace, who is standing in his way, flying, then takes Akainu's punch to the face. "I'm done pretending. I'm actually the Sun God!"

Many years later.

Kaido of the Beasts is revered across the seas as "Teacher Kaido." His three thousand disciples all possess Conqueror's Haki coating and awakened Devil Fruits.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.