The Heavenly Court Is Going Bankrupt, So I Invent the Primordial Internet

Zhang Bairen transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes the Jade Emperor, Haotian.

But who could have known that the Heavenly Court's treasury was already empty? The salaries of tens of millions of heavenly soldiers and generals had gone unpaid for years, and even the Underworld was on the verge of bankruptcy!

Luckily, the Internet System activates, and he creates a phone from the start, spreading it throughout the Three Realms!

From then on, Journey to the West changes completely.

The goddess Chang'e starts livestreaming and becomes the number one goddess of the Three Realms, drawing countless devoted fans who shower her with gifts!

Laozi opens a shop, and every batch of pills he makes sells out in a second!

The Buddhist sect starts offering lessons and accidentally becomes a pyramid scheme!

Houtu says, "Hey, buddy, you're here!" and gets me to send a million merit points. The reason? I can't help it, he called me buddy!

Five hundred years later, when the monkey returns from his studies, he unexpectedly learns about the phone...

Sun Wukong: "Brothers, send a million merit points' worth of rockets, and I'll livestream myself beating the Heavenly Emperor with my staff!"

Ding dong! Your account has been banned for violating the livestream rules!

Sun Wukong: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.