Cultivating Immortality Is Too Exhausting, So I Choose to Lie Flat

Lin Rui has always wanted to cultivate immortality, but ancestral rules hold him back. By a twist of fate, he meets a Dragon Soul and sets out on the path of cultivation, only for one mishap after another to follow.

In other people's stories, the worst they get is a crescent moon, and they become great officials. But the thing carved on my head is a turtle. Am I supposed to cultivate into the Turtle Hermit?

I got a secret manual, but it's blank. I got a fragment, but I have no idea how to use it.

I came first in the competition, but it turned into a massive public embarrassment.

Cultivating immortality is just too exhausting.

I'd rather lie flat and wait for good fortune to come knocking.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.