I Don't Know How to Sell, but I Specialize in Haunted Houses.

Zhou Yan inherited his parents' real estate agency, and suddenly one day gained the power to see that the essence of all things is composed of yin and yang. It's very hot in the summer, and even with the air conditioner on, I'm sweating profusely. It's very cold in winter, and even with the heating on, I'm shivering. Within ten minutes of being there, I felt dizzy! "Xiao Zhou, this house is more sinister than I thought!" Zhou Yan waved his hand: "Give me ten minutes!" Then a mirror was installed to make it warm in winter and cool in summer, refreshing, and the client bought this haunted house. "Even if this house is not evil, it can't live in anyone!" "The ceiling is wet, look at the water dripping there!" The key is that there is a rough room upstairs. Where did the water come from? Zhou Yan smiled at the beautiful lady Yu Jie: "It's okay, give me a lighter, I can make the Pacific Ocean evaporate!" Turn on the lighter, the water stops dripping, the ceiling is dry, and even the water traces disappear as quickly as the ebbing tide! Everyone has seen a ghost! From then on, Zhou Yan specialized in selling houses and selling haunted houses! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.