American Comics: Me! The Mind Mentor Who Breaks People!

American Comics: I'm a Mind Coach Who Knows How to Push Your Buttons!

Jiang Bai transmigrated to the American Comics universe and became a professor at Gotham University. From the start, he was counseling Batman.

Batman: Professor, what is the meaning of life?

Jiang Bai: When someone gives you a discount coupon for your parents on your birthday, what would you do?

To*: What should I do? I feel lost in life.

Jiang Bai: Easy. Just remember that you'll never measure up to your dad. And everything produced by Stark Industries is **!

Captain America: I keep feeling that there's no point in being alive. What should I do?

Jiang Bai: Aha, I know you. You're the old popsicle who spent seventy years frozen in a giant refrigerator.

"Look at you, an old-timer who can't keep up with the times. You're good for nothing but your American ass!"

"Most importantly, I heard you missed out on that martial arts..."

In an instant, every superhero was emotionally devastated!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.