I Played Rock-Paper-Scissors with a Mirror, and Somehow I Won

A friendly reminder from the Mirror Realm Administration:

If you come across a mirror with the words "Please play rock-paper-scissors with me" written on it,

do not act on your own. Report it to us immediately.

If your curiosity gets the better of you and you play rock-paper-scissors with the mirror,

there can only be two outcomes.

The first outcome is that you beat the mirror.

Congratulations, you'll be safe and sound. Just don't play with mirrors again.

The second outcome is that you lose to the mirror.

In that case, flee from the mirror immediately and report it to us.

While you wait for us to arrive, hide and stay in contact with us.

During this time, do not appear in front of any mirror.

Remember!!! Remember!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.