Siheyuan: They Ruined My Blind Date, So I'll Make All Those Beasts Pay!

Li Chen transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan. Right after arriving, he goes on a blind date, but Silly Zhu and the old lady ruin the match.

The two of them expose Li Chen as a congenital eunuch, and his marriage prospects go up in smoke.

Li Chen is furious. They ruined his marriage, yet still expect him to support them in their old age!

Not a chance!

Silly Zhu wants to get married and steal the woman Li Chen was after? He's destined to die without an heir!

The sanctimonious Yi Zhonghai wants to guilt-trip him? Get lost!

Qin Huairu wants to play the victim? He'll expose you for having an affair, and send you off for labor reform!

Jia Zhangshi wants to bite people? He'll have her paraded through the streets!

Li Chen puts the whole courtyard full of beasts firmly in their place.

With his portable pocket dimension, he has abundant supplies. He even cures his congenital condition, and from then on, beautiful women surround him and life is a joy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.