I Went to the Wrong Blind Date Spot: She's a Top-Tier Star

"The cool breeze brings good tidings, the autumn moon knows no bounds. Hello, ladies."

"I'm a streamer on Doulang, with over a hundred million followers. Everyone loves me, flowers bloom when they see me, and I have countless young women swooning over me. I'm the invincible, super-handsome Little White Dragon of the Waves!"

Chen Lang, an unsigned original singer, goes on a blind date at a Western restaurant. In front of Kong Xiaoxi, a top-tier star, he starts bragging about himself.

He talks himself up as a celestial being, someone who belongs in heaven, not on earth.

"Chen Lang, Grandma must have misheard. Your blind date is at the malatang shop across from the Western restaurant," his hard-of-hearing grandma tells him over the phone.

Damn it! Chen Lang makes a hasty escape!

"The cool breeze brings good tidings, the autumn moon knows no bounds. Damn, ma'am, you look like you could shake heaven and earth..."

Chen Lang takes one look at his blind date's size and loses all spirit!

"My little Lang, I'm going to keep you!"

"Ah, help!"

This is the tale of a wildly outrageous streamer. Enjoy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.