Three Kingdoms: Zhuge Liang the Brawler Has Liu Bei Losing His Mind

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei visited the thatched cottage three times.

This Zhuge Liang looks a little too burly.

He has broad shoulders, a V-shaped bodybuilder's build, and an eight-pack.

Liu Bei was stunned. "Sir, are you really Master Wolong?"

Zhang Fei: "Zhuge Liang can fight and drink. I'm impressed!"

Cao Cao: "You country bumpkin Zhuge, how dare you steal my wife!"

Zhuge Liang: "Old Cao, you plant flags everywhere. You can't expect nobody to take them down!"

Guan Yu: "Strategist, did you abduct my daughter, Guan Yinping?"

Zhuge Liang: "Your daughter insisted on coming with me!"

Liu Bei entrusts his son to Zhuge Liang: "If my son proves incapable, you can make yourself ruler of Chengdu."

Zhuge Liang: "Your son is incapable, so I'll make myself ruler."

Sima Yi sighed as he lay dying: "That scoundrel Zhuge can outlast anyone. I'm about to die, and he's just taken another concubine."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.