I'm Immortal, and My Ex-Girlfriends Have Exposed Me

I witnessed the Cambrian Explosion, killed giant insects in the Devonian, ate dinosaurs in the Jurassic, tasted * with Shennong, and drank with Qin Shi Huang...

Throughout the long river of history, I accidentally let the secret of my immortality slip a few times. Each time, it brought out the ugliest side of human nature and led to bloody upheaval.

So I learned to keep a low profile, moving to a new place and adopting a new identity every ten years. Then, in 2022, a goddess-level ex-girlfriend appeared on a show that exposed cheaters.

I, the man who abandoned his wife and child, was exposed.

The whole internet began hunting for me, eager to find and denounce me.

What drove everyone even crazier was that one ex-girlfriend after another came forward.

They ranged from twenty-six to ninety-eight years old.

I could no longer hide the secret of my immortality.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.