The Most Useless Teacher? Have You Ever Been Kicked by the Light?

He transmigrates to a world where spiritual qi revival has begun, and humanity is battling strange beasts.

After being badly wounded and sent from the demon-beast battlefield to the rear, Xia Wuzhang binds himself to a "not-quite-normal" System. From the start, he is rewarded with the Sparkle-Sparkle Fruit.

"What a joke! Someone without even a talent thinks he can be a teacher?!"

"Who cares? Kill all the genius students, and humanity will be wiped out."

Xia Wuzhang gives a cold smile. "You dare lay a hand on my students? Have you ever been kicked by light?"

When darkness descends and countless strange beasts pour through the city walls, that man arrives like a god, with countless students surging out behind him.

Six Powers of the Navy!

Armament Haki!

Rasengan!

Flying Thunder God!

Wood Release: Three-Bedroom, Two-Living-Room Technique!

"These are the students that useless teacher trained?"

The world finally sees the truth! Xia Wuzhang is humanity's true savior!

Xia Wuzhang: Hey, hey, class is over. It's time to go home. Wood Release: Susanoo-Summoning Buddha?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.