A Monster in the City: From the Start, All My Senior Brothers Went Up the Mountain

Eldest Senior Brother: Remember to treat people kindly. If someone bullies you, just beat them until they're brain-dead or make them a eunuch. Try not to kill them.

Second Senior Brother: A doctor's heart should be full of compassion. When you treat people, remember: save a million lives, and if you kill someone, leave half their payment behind.

Third Senior Brother: You're engaged to Fifth Junior Sister. A man must be faithful in love. You can have lots of mistresses, but only one wife...

The senior brothers: We'll miss you terribly once you leave for the mountain. Go wreak havoc in the mortal world, and don't come back unless you have to. Let's meet again in our next lives**...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.