Cavalry: My Pirates

"Why! Why!" Why do our skulls always fail? Why are our wallets empty of dinars? Why can even low-level wild monsters like robbers ride on our faces? We've had enough! In the name of Odin, summon our own King in Calradia! King! Our king! Take up our throwing axes! Put on the Germanic War God Helmet! The pirate emperor! Belongs to our Pirate King! Vekians! Don't let me see you on the streets of Zhivacheze! The skull is all over your head! The battle between Zhiva and Cheze in the new era! Loading completed! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.