What a Bastard: The System Starts Messing with Me Without Any Limits

As a mediocre mercenary, Lan Tian had been happily reading a novel in the battlefield's medical support unit. Who could have guessed...

A nuclear bomb dropped by a northern superpower blasted him beyond the bounds of time, and he transmigrated!

When he woke up, he discovered that he was in a world where people could cultivate!

Ding!

Your System is online!

"Due to the Host's previous personality issues, the Invincible System has been changed into a random, no-rules System."

"What? You're the one with personality issues! You're the one with bad character! Give me back my Invincible System!"

"What? You say the scan also found something good about me? What, that I'm lecherous? I was a virgin in my previous life! Call me lecherous again!"

"What? The System needs to be activated? I have to do an initial mission? And the first mission is...! No, no, let me think!"

"What? If I fail the mission, the self-destruct sequence starts and we both die? Don't... Let's talk this out... I'll do it!"

This novel and its missions are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.