I Own a Cemetery, So Now I Live Off Others

He inherits a plot of cemetery land, and from then on never has to worry about food or clothing.

Girlfriend: "I love you so much! You brought me all these flowers!"

Zhang Xiaofei: "That's nothing. After Tomb-Sweeping Day, I can bring you even more flowers."

Fine liquor and cigarette buyer: "Xiaofei, why does this bottle of Moutai smell burnt?"

Zhang Xiaofei: "The storeroom caught fire. Hey, don't worry about that. We can talk about the price."

An old man floating in the night sky: "Xiaofei? Where's the Moutai my grandson brought me today?"

A female celebrity who died in an accident: "Xiaofei, what happened to the flowers my fans sent me?"

Zhang Xiaofei: "Quit making a fuss! The System has a mission..."

Ding-dong: Help a hanged ghost find its tongue. Reward: Host gains a rubber-tongue constitution.

Ding-dong: Help a deceased singer hold a concert. Reward: god-tier singing voice.

Ding-dong: Help a spirit find its mother. Reward: Host gains the ability to give birth...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.