I Use Science to Laugh at You for Being Unscientific

I come from a parallel space. This is not my planet, but the earth. Judging from the satellite cloud images, it is generally the same as the planet I live on, but we call it a water polo because 70% is water, so of course it is a water polo, and the humans here named it the earth. From this point alone, it can be proved that people in this world have relatively low IQs. On the Internet, I found that many people on earth with low IQs are writing a kind of article called a novel. What is even more ridiculous is that it is called a novel, but it is so long, reaching millions or tens of millions of words. It is ridiculously long, even longer than an uncle. Big or small, long or short, such a low IQ is really heartbreaking. Needless to say, there are so many people writing so many novels about science fiction. After reading it, I decided to write a novel to let my uncle laugh at the earthlings who don't know what science is. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.