The Saintess Blasphemes the Gods? Me: A Wife-Obsessed Demon-Slaying Poet

The campus belle, who holds the title of Saintess, is pregnant.

Everyone knows she has had no contact with the opposite sex in the past six months.

The gods personally issued a divine decree: Blasphemy!

Whoever defeats the Saintess will obtain the divine status of a goddess!

When Shao Xian heard the news, he couldn't sit still.

Good heavens, what kind of fantasy world is this? You can get pregnant just by headbutting someone?

Shao Xian: It's better to keep it in the family. How about we split it fifty-fifty?

Saintess: As long as you're willing, I'm all yours!

To enjoy a peaceful, happy life with the Saintess,

Shao Xian had no choice but to become a fiercely protective husband, wielding poetry as his sword to slay gods and saints.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.