Genshin Impact: From the Start, I Sell Electric Blankets in Snezhnaya

The people of Snezhnaya wage war to seize territory from the seven nations, hoping to claim a corner of the world where they can settle and make a living.

That is, until one day, Yi Yun arrives in the capital of Snezhnaya to oppose the war and opens a general store, completely spoiling the people of Snezhnaya.

Snezhnaya's bitter cold? I give you electric blankets at night and ultra-thin thermal underwear by day, enhanced versions at that. You won't just stay warm walking through the snow, you'll sweat from the heat.

Barren land and not enough food? Here's a high-speed rail blueprint, with direct service to Liyue in a day. Pick any delicacies from across Teyvat, and you can have eggs laid that morning with Liyue chicken for lunch.

No entertainment, with nowhere to let off steam?

I'll release game consoles so everyone can blow off steam in the world of games.

Yi Yun: "People of Snezhnaya, tell me loud and clear: do you want to go to war?"

Tartaglia: "Hell no! I haven't even beaten Sekiro yet. The enemies in it already have my blood pumping."

The Doctor: "The high-speed rail network hasn't even covered all of Teyvat yet. I don't have time to develop those damn Delusions."

La Signora: "I still have several shows to catch up on. Their lives are so much like mine, it makes me want to cry!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.