American Comics: If You Die Ten Thousand Times, You Will Become Invincible!

When I went out to buy groceries, I accidentally hit and killed John Wick's dog, and he was shot in the head that night! He cheated on a pretty pink girl in a bar, and it turned out that the girl was Brian's daughter. The next day, she was beaten to a pulp by her dad. I accidentally picked up the wrong package from Baldy, and ended up getting into an accident for no apparent reason at noon that day. Working as an accountant, he stole other people's business and ended up drowning in his bathtub. Still working as an accountant, he helped his enemy swindle Black Caesar's pension, and ended up being nailed to the wall of his house that night. I accidentally crushed a homeless man's carrot while driving, and the carrot was inserted into his eye socket the next day. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.