Livestream Blind Date: My Cross-Dressing Makeover Leaves Dai Xiaomei Swooning!

A thousand ways to turn a forced blind date into a hilarious rejection!

Streamer Dai Xiaomei goes on a blind date with Ye Ze, assuming he's a mama's boy and a playboy!

But he starts putting on a show right there, rejecting his blind dates in all sorts of creative ways!

Dai Xiaomei: "Do you have any requirements for your girlfriend's looks?"

Ye Ze, dressed as a woman: "Not really. She just has to be prettier than me!"

Livestream chat: "Ye Ze in women's clothes is a total knockout!"

Da Mimi: "It's okay if a man doesn't have a job, but he needs ambition."

Ye Ze: "Want to learn how to run a street stall with me? It's easy!"

The city inspectors arrive.

Ye Ze: "Back! Back! Back! Back!!!!"

From then on, Ye Ze is unstoppable on his path to comically rejecting blind dates.

After even his mom's little book of potential dates has been wiped out,

Ye Ze's true identity is exposed:

"Father of New Basic Materials!"

"Inventor of a tumor-curing drug!"

"..."

His mother: "Arrange another hundred blind dates for my son right now!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.