I Just Went on a Trip, So Why Did You Give Me an Assault Rifle?

Lin Yuan is reborn and starts a battlefield tour group.

"Come on, put on your bulletproof vests first."

"Dai Xiaomei, this assault rifle is yours."

Dai Xiaomei: "Tour guide, I'm just here on vacation. Why are you giving me a gun?"

Tour Guide Lin: "It's a battlefield tour group. What's the thrill if we don't have guns?"

"Once we grow bigger and stronger, I'll get you attack helicopters and main battle tanks, and then we'll make history all over again!"

Netizens of Jiuzhou: "The registration fee is 20, and he won't even haggle. A streamer like Dai Xiaomei is only fit to guard the entrance. This might be the most badass tour group in the world."

Jiuzhou officials: "Lin Yuan, the state will fund and reserve your next tour group. Take those office workers out to see the world."

The world's criminal organizations: "No, please, don't run another tour! Boss, we won't do any more dirty work. We beg you, please stop taking tour groups out!"

Tour Guide Lin: "I'm building a career here, understand? You people keep causing trouble..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.