Journey to the West: The Flower-Fruit Mountain Rebels

"What exactly are you planning to do?"

Tang Seng: "First, tear down the Lingxiao Treasure Hall."

The Monkey curled his lip.

"Second, destroy the Great Thunderclap Temple."

The Monkey rolled his eyes.

"Third, punch the Tathagata right in the nose."

The Monkey fell silent.

"Want to join me?" Tang Seng asked eagerly.

"I've done that before."

"But you didn't pull it off."

"So you won't pull it off either."

Tang Seng clicked his tongue. "Know why you failed?"

"Why?"

"Because you didn't use your head."

"How do you plan to do it?"

"We'll need allies and a strategy. Most importantly, we'll need an ideology."

"What's an ideology?"

"I haven't figured that out yet. Once I have, I'll give a speech called 'I Have a Dream.'"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.