Breaking Pokemon: Who the Hell Taught Them the Eight Trigrams of the Wind Queen?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Bei was put in charge of educating people about Pokémon. At first, he thought it would be an easy, ordinary job.

That was before the first customer named Bai Yue Kui walked into his shop.

“So Pokémon aren't allowed to use human weapons in battles, right? Got it.”

“Here, Jigglypuff, take this lightsaber. It's used by aliens!”

Jiang Bei was exhausted. How had things turned out so completely different from what he'd expected?

Feng Baobao: You little fool! Don't run! Just wait till I catch you, and I'll bury you in a hole!

Jiang Bei: Stop it! Pokémon have dignity too, okay?

Wang Ye: Earth Style: Earth Flow Cart. Has Whimsicott learned it yet?

Jiang Bei: Give it a break. Is it possible that Whimsicott doesn't actually have much to do with the wind?

“Haruno Sakura! Pokémon can't learn ninjutsu! Stop right there!”

“Oh, no! Who taught my Pikachu the Golden Light Spell?”

P.S. Also known as: The World of Pokémon Gets Absolutely Wrecked. Pokémon: Trainers Are the Worst.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.