Choked at the Start, the Whole Street Celebrates with Fireworks

In a parallel world, Qin Chu makes a living running a funeral parlor. Unfortunately, he's so handsome that his neighbor, Old Li's wife, is always batting her eyes at him. When he goes to Widow Wang's daughter to buy marinated food, he asks for just two slices of dried tofu, but Wang Ning insists on giving him half a jin of beef.

But one day, Qin Chu is brutally murdered with his throat slit!

"Aunt Zhang, Qin Chu is dead!"

"What? Qin Chu is dead? Where? Let me see!"

"Heavens, you've finally opened your eyes! That menace is dead. Now I don't have to worry about him ruining our daughter!"

"That's right! That kid was always batting his eyes at our wives. For the past two years, I haven't even dared go out looking for a job!"

"A joyous funeral! This is absolutely a joyous funeral!"

Only after dying does he discover that almost everyone on the street can't stand him.

The oddballs on the whole street set off fireworks and throw banquets to celebrate.

Only Wang Ning, Widow Wang's daughter, wants to collect his body, but Widow Wang grabs her by the ear and drags her home, locking her inside.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.