Ghoul: I Am Definitely the Protagonist!

"Based on my many years of experience reading anime novels" "Yeah!" "I must be the protagonist, otherwise why would someone jump out and slap me in the face every time?" "Otherwise, why would there always be someone blocking me every time I want to do something?" "When you think about it, there's no way I'm not the protagonist!" Someone: "Is it possible that these things are just coincidences?" A figure in the darkness: "Why why! Why won't this person follow my plan?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.