Football: No Shenanigans, No Football

While playing the Pro Evolution Soccer mobile game published by Netease, Wan Yuanfu pulled a top-tier card in a ten-pull. In his excitement, he was struck by real lightning, and somehow gained the strongest Pro Evolution Soccer System ever.

Wan Yuanfu: "System lady, these starting stats are kind of awful!"

Wan Yuanfu: "What? Speed 32? Am I really that slow? I was the second-worst in my class at the middle school PE exams!"

System: "Sigh! I'll give the Host a ten-pull."

Wan Yuanfu: "Wait! Holy crap, it flashed! It flashed! It flashed!"

System: "Congratulations, Host. You've received two four-star skill cards: 'Super Sub' and 'Penalty-Saving Goalkeeper.'"

Wan Yuanfu: "Damn! This System is such a rip-off. Is it made by Netease or something? Ah! I don't want to come on as a substitute! I don't want to be a goalkeeper!"

System: "…"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.