Job Transfer for All: My Skills Are 100 Million Points Improper

Traveling back to the era of universal job changes, Zhang Jiannan changed jobs and became the god of comedy, the only hidden profession. His skills are a little bit irregular. Knife in both sides: Summon a good brother to stand in front of you and block the knife for you. Run away: Conceptual attack, pull off the opponent's legs, turn around and run away. A stab in the butt: teleportation + thousand-year kill. Dou Qi turns into a horse: Mana turns into a horse. No matter how fast the opponent is, as long as they don't ride a horse, they can't catch up with you. Chicken you are so beautiful: Crowd control skill, all enemies within range are released from combat status, and forced to sing rap and dance basketball. Do you charge Q coins: Summons a penguin, the target must hand over money to it, otherwise it will be attacked. I bet there are no bullets in your gun: Say this to the target to activate the skill, and the target's attack has a 99% chance of failure. The strong human race: "Zhang Jiannan, can you accept the penguin? I really have no money to recharge Q coins." Demon God: "Zhang Jiannan, give me back my thigh!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.