Water Margin: Picking on Emperor Huizong

Su Yun transmigrates into the world of Water Margin and becomes the boss of Phoenix Mountain.

He activates the Bully People to Get Stronger System. The more he bullies people, the stronger he becomes.

Eunuch: Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! Bandits have abducted your palace maiden. They say you must pay one hundred thousand taels of silver to ransom her.

Eunuch: Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The bandits have abducted your daughter, too. This time, they want one million taels of silver.

Eunuch: Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The bandits have taken your granite as well. They say they won't release it for less than five million taels of silver!

Eunuch: Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The bandits have kidnapped your son. They say they don't want money this time. They want your daughter. What? She's not grown up yet? Then your wife will do.

Emperor Huizong of Song: Sob, why do the bandits of Phoenix Mountain always pick on me? Can't you pick on someone else for once?

Lu Zhishen of Erlong Mountain: Brothers, I hear the boss of Phoenix Mountain is always at odds with the imperial court. Let's join Phoenix Mountain.

Lin Chong of Liangshan: I'm sorry, Brother Gongming. I'm joining Phoenix Mountain.

Song Jiang: ??

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.