This Is Too Much! I Get Divorced, and You Celebrate with a Banner

Other people's ex-girlfriends hang up banners to celebrate their weddings. Jiang Chen's ex-girlfriend hangs up a banner to celebrate, too.

The difference is that other people's exes celebrate their weddings, while Jiang Chen's ex put up a banner outside the Civil Affairs Bureau to celebrate his divorce.

When Jiang Chen saw it, he was so angry he nearly passed out.

Luckily, he activated the Happy Single System and began a joyful life of turning down every woman's proposal. Being single is fun for a while, and being single forever is even better.

Pretty young widow: "Jiang Chen, marry me, and I'll give you a property worth three million!"

Jiang Chen: "No, I refuse!"

And just like that, Jiang Chen got a property worth thirty billion.

Famous Best Actress: "Jiang Chen, if you marry me, I'll make you the male lead in my new movie!"

Jiang Chen: "No, I refuse!"

And just like that, Jiang Chen got shares in a film and television company worth fifty billion!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.