Three Kingdoms: I Followed Liu Bei at Five and Nearly Starved to Death

After transmigrating to the late Han Dynasty, Liu Ba became Liu Bei's son.

Liu Bei was always dragging his son into trouble, so Liu Ba activated the Getting-His-Son-in-Trouble System too.

The Yellow Turban Rebellion

Liu Bei: The Yellow Turban army is huge. We need someone to draw them out! Ba'er, you go!

Liu Ba: Father, you're sending an eight-year-old to draw out the enemy?

At Gaotang County, after the Yellow Turban remnants broke through the city walls, Liu Bei yanked Liu Ba off the horse's back.

Liu Bei: Ba'er, I'll go ahead. You cover our rear.

Liu Ba: Father, has your great ancestor's legacy awakened?

Hulao Pass

Liu Bei: What do you mean, the greatest warrior under heaven? My Ba'er alone can cut him down.

Liu Ba: Father! Don't drag me into your boasting!

Mi Zhu: I have a younger sister. I would like her to marry Xuande!

Guan Yu: Lust is a bone-scraping steel knife. Liu Ba, take your father's place!

Liu Ba: Second Uncle! You... Oh!!

Sun Quan: I have a younger sister...

Zhang Fei: If my big brother marries your sister, he'll be the one beneath you. If she's marrying anyone, she should marry Liu Ba.

Liu Ba: Lie still!

Based mainly on Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.